Aging Like Fine Meh
Birthdays—those annual hall passes we give ourselves to devour an entire cake and then pretend everyone else is the glutton
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Aging
Aging is getting excited when your Fitbit shoots off little fireworks when you hit your 10,000 step goal
Aging is getting excited when your Fitbit shoots off little fireworks when you hit your 10,000 step goal. fitbit #fitness
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Pour a 40 ounce of vitamins on the ground
That day when online shopping and you finally pass by Centrum Multivitamins for Men and slide over to Centrum Silver
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Show time is 530pm. Gotta be in bed by 7pm.
Need your feedback. I’m considering starting a Chippendale‘s type strip show but with older guys called Wheezy Joe and the
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And the car was a hybrid, too, right?
I’m so old I remember when gasoline was $46.00/gallon.
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Signs I’m Getting Old #2586
Me (on Dec 1): Today is Richard Pryor’s birthday. 20s-something woman: Who is Richard Pryor? Me: Oh, boy.
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Scientists say forgetfulness is a sign of high intelligence
Scientists say forgetfulness is a sign of high intelligence. In that case, I’m a combination of Einstein, Isaac Newton and
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The Last 3 Places You Left Your Keys
You lost your keys. Again. OK, so look in the last three places you’ve been. Don’t remember? Don’t worry, here
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5 Things You Peak At After Age 50
Some people think their 50th birthday is the beginning of the end. Not so. In fact, here are five things
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Gradual Enlargement
Every year, I increase the magnification on my computer screen 10 percent.
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I Can’t Find My Keys
Set down my keys down the other day Went out to the car to get away Couldn’t unlock the car
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Ever Think Back and Wonder What Happened to Your Life?
Clarence: “Ever think back and wonder what happened to your life?”
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Man Can’t Remember Famous Movie Star’s Name
“He was in that one picture about those guys who robbed the thing,” an area man said to his family
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9 Signs You Are Getting Older Than You Thought
Time flies. Before you know it, you are an oldster. But it’s hard to tell until you see something from
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