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Animals

Animals
November 24, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Are These Bears Auditioning For “America’s Got Talent?”

These bears are acting as if they are ready for prime time.

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Animals
November 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Welcome To Your Holiday Nightmare

This holiday season, give the terror that keeps on giving. A robot tarantula.

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Animals
October 31, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Dog Loves Adele Song

Rev is a dog that grew up listening to this song by Adele.

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Animals
October 27, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Persistence Pays Off For Pool-Side Pooch

This dog tries, tries again to get what he wants.

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Animals
October 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Awkward Dogs

Are these the most awkward dogs on the Web?

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Animals
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

How Did The Chicken Cross The Road? In Neon Yellow

Here is how you keep your chicken safe when they are wandering the neighborhood.

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Animals
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Through A Cat’s Eye: How Cats See The World

Ever wonder what a cat really sees? Me neither. Anyway, here is a look at how cats see the world.

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Animals
October 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

News In Pictures: Area Goat Sulks When Friends Say He Runs Like A Girl

Photo courtesy NationalParks.org

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Animals
October 5, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Horse Eats Cameraman

This cameraman got more than he bargained for.

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Animals
October 3, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Red Panda Loves Him A Pumpkin

This red panda loves playing with this pumpkin.

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