Blocking the Red Zone
A police officer walked up to my passenger window. I rolled it down. “Any reason you can share why you
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Cars and Traffic
GM Ditches
GM announced they are ditching the steering wheel. What will I play the drums on at traffic lights?
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Crazy Drivers: Angry-In-Rush-Hour Gal
Angry-In-Rush-Hour Gal sees every rush hour as a battle to the death, even if it takes them two hours to
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I’d Like to Donate My Car
“Yes, I’d like to donate my old car to your organization.” “Great, what kind is it.” “It’s a 2002 Toyota
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3 Crazy Drivers on the Highway
The highway is made to get you from one place to another hassle-free without the slowdown of traffic lights, garbage
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Misfire in Cylinder 5
I looked at the scanner error code: Misfire in Cylinder 5. Great. The Beater with a Heater is a V-6,
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3 Ways to Fix Your Car’s Loose 12-Volt Power Outlet
Ever plug in an accessory to your car’s 12-volt power outlet and it won’t stay put? The vibration of your
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7 Adorable Things to Call Your Junker Car
I recently bought a junker car: a 2002 Toyota Sienna with a rear hatch that is permanently closed due to
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Beat Up and Broken
Riding through LA at night, I stopped at the red light. Out of the shadows, four men came up to
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Eerily Quiet
You can hear every vehicle. Dump trucks: “Grrrrrrrrr.” Motorcycles: “Vroooooom.” Even bicycles: “Ring ring.” You can hear vehicle in LA
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LA Man Rides Donkey To Beat Clogged Freeways
A Los Angeles man is beating the horrendous traffic by going old school. He rides a donkey between stopped rows
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7 Crazy Cars The Public Shunned At The Showroom
The marketplace is cruel. Sometimes things just don’t work out so well for new car models. Here are 7 crazy
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