Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Crazy People
Crazy Golfers: Mr. Instructor
Mr. Instructor offers golf tips without anyone asking for them. He has every golf book, video and gadget and is
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Crazy Golfers: Mr. Give-Me-a-Six
On a par 4 you watch this golfer hit two shots OB. Later he takes three shots to get out
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Crazy Golfers: Exact Yardage Guy
Exact Yardage Guy needs to know the precise yardage at all times. “Is the pin at the front of the
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Crazy Golfers: Mr. Can’t-Decide-Where-to-Tee-the-Ball
He leans over and tees up his ball. He stands behind the ball to start his pre-shot routine. Not satisfied
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Crazy Golfers: Mr. “Did You See My Ball?”
He can’t see past his nose or he keeps his head down so long he never gets a bead on
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Crazy Drivers: Mr. Eternal Turn
He signals his turn well in advance. You slow behind him. He starts the turn. He’s turning. Turning. Still turning.
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Crazy Drivers: I’m-Never-Moving-Over Guy
You start to merge on the freeway. I’m-Never-Moving-Over Guy is blocking your way. He could easily move over one lane
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Crazy Drivers: Mr. I’m-Creating-My-Own-Left-Turn-Lane
You are behind this driver when they realize they should have moved into the left turn lane to turn left
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Crazy People At The Store: Ms. Cell Phone Service Rep
It sounds like they are calling to see how your service has been. Shortly you are getting a sales pitch.
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Crazy Comedians: Mr. What-Do-You-Guys-Want-To-Talk-About?
As his lackluster comedy show runs out of steam, he says, “Well, I don’t know, what do you guys want
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