Weird News: $650,000 Injury at Strip Club
Don't get so close next time.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Entertainment
Light Up the Sky Like a Flame
Fame is diluted. It used to be you had to DO something- a skill, a talent- acting, singing, telling jokes, something- that you were famous for. Now you can be famous for being famous. So why don’t we just have awards for just being famous. The Fame Awards. We could have awards for:
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Watching TV with Mr. Television
For about a year and a half I ate lunch every Thursday at the Friars Club in Beverly Hills.
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Celebrities in Los Angeles: Short Story
Celebrities are common in Los Angeles. Angelenos are blasé around them. On the other hand, you can always tell people visiting from, say, Ohio. If they see a celebrity in a restaurant they speak in a I-think-I'm-whispering-but-I'm-really-yelling-so-loud-that-the-whole-restaurant-gets-quiet voice, "Hey, isn’t that Pee Wee Herman at the bar????!!!!"