Which foot do I wash next?
This is exciting. I was almost done with my shower when I thought of a real funny comedy bit. I
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Health
Now that we are producing billions of vaccines I have a request
Now that we are cranking out vaccines, can I request some additional ones I need for the following: – the
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It’s your plantar, sir, yeah it’s all messed up
Just thinking back to the days of my youth when I never once searched the term “plantar fasciitis,” not to
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While we are developing vaccines
While we’re speeding vaccine development, why don’t we add on a vaccine to protect against people who LEAN WAY IN
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10 Fast Excuses – Pandemic Edition
Sometimes you just need a fast excuse when somebody asks you for a favor out of the blue. Try these:
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The Tattoo That Will Help Aliens Find My Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TllXjZFJbyQ For eight months before quarantine I went to the gym every day. Within two months in lockdown, I was
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Exerpromise
Each week you say you will begin exercising next week. You even check out exercise routines and weightlifting programs on
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Cleanbotfinal
Bottled water is outrageously expensive. You have been refilling the same bottle over and over to avoid this cost. Unfortunately,
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Vitalizing
There are certain important things we each need on our person at all times. Vitalizing is a list you say
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Postbrushgret
You brush your teeth, enjoying the clean, fresh feeling. Unfortunately, you eat a meal or have a beverage shortly after
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