Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Health
“Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
Outside the shower at the gym I heard, “Hey, can I borrow your phone?” The sound of the rushing water
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Crazy People at the Gym: The Conversationalists
The Conversationalists are usually two women or men who sit around on the equipment like it is a grouping of
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Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. and Mrs. Super-Fit-Excess-Sweaters
Now that my various hospital stays have subsided — at least for now — I decided to join a gym.
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Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. My-Headphones-Are-Bigger-Than-My-Head
Like many people at the gym, Mr. My-Headphones-Are-Bigger-Than-My-Head is into listening to music while working out. To get the best
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Cougheezecough
Have you ever coughed halfway through a sneeze, which stuffs the sneeze out but makes you choke on the sudden
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Rest and Drink Plenty of Fluids
I’m sick. My doctor says to rest and drink plenty of fluids. Sounds good, doc, and I’m sure I could
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Vibrating at a Higher Level
“When you eat right, kids, you vibrate at a higher level.” I like clicking on random Facebook Live videos coming
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Run Walk Run
I run for one hour every day, going as fast as I can for the first minute. Then I
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How To Catch A Liar
TJ is a former hostage negotiator for various branches of the US government. He gave me five tips you can
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