Trump rewrites the names of famous bodies of water
Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him
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Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him
Read MoreI’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying
Read MorePresident Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump declared
Read MoreElon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department,
Read MoreInteresting fact: only one third of Americans could pass the USCIS immigrant test for naturalization.
Read MoreIn a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled
Read MoreA Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North
Read MoreAtlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These
Read MoreSince Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating
Read MoreHere’s a list of science departments Musk is cutting. Department of Quantum Snack Dynamics Focused on creating snacks that exist
Read MoreAfter Elon Musk blew up the bipartisan budget bill, the worlds of sports and entertainment rallied to help fellow Americans.
Read MoreAs the nation struggles with shutdowns due to Elon Musk blowing up the budget bill, absurdity levels reach new heights.
Read MoreImagine pulling up to Yellowstone, ready for a serene moment with nature, only to find a line of harried tourists
Read MorePresident Joe Biden announced today that he’s granting a full pardon to Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known to the world as
Read MoreAfter a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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