Corn Pop gifted me this crop duster
After President Trump announced Qatar is gifting him a $400 million plane, Joe Biden quickly responded with a similar story.
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Trump tariffs Pope Leo XIV: Holy see or Holy fee?
Donald Trump has slapped a series of tariffs on the newly elected Pope Leo XIV. Born and raised in the
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13 Trump hotels planned for Canada
Donald Trump revealed plans to build a Trump Hotel in every Canadian province and territory. “Canada is big, it’s beautiful,
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Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency to Shut Down 10 National Parks That ‘No One Uses’
Elon Musk’s Doge, the Department of Governmental Efficiency, has released its latest report, and it’s bad news for fans of
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Trump rewrites the names of famous bodies of water
Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him
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How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crew
I’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying
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President Trump Launches “Operation Narnia Freedom”: Annexation Part of 100-Day Blitz
President Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump declared
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Elon Musk Takes Over Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds, Vows to Eliminate ‘Braids, Pigtails, and Metalhead Headbanging’
Elon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department,
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This American citizenship test is Un-American
Interesting fact: only one third of Americans could pass the USCIS immigrant test for naturalization.
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Trump Announces Plan to Peacefully “Absorb” Canada, Starting with Hockey and Beer
In a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled
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10 reasons Trump wants to take over Greenland
A Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North
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Trump wants Greenland and Panama. Here are 10 other spots he might covet.
Atlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These
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Pituffik, Santa, and the Diesel-Powered Arctic Mystery
Since Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating
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Elon Musk Axes Funding for 10 Totally Unnecessary Science Departments
Here’s a list of science departments Musk is cutting. Department of Quantum Snack Dynamics Focused on creating snacks that exist
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NFL, WWE and Hollywood Help Raise Funds to Meet Nation’s Budget Shortfall
After Elon Musk blew up the bipartisan budget bill, the worlds of sports and entertainment rallied to help fellow Americans.
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