10 activist reporters who were too late for the story
For over five years Minnesota has been convicting criminals, over 90 so far, who engaged in a criminal conspiracy of
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Politics and Government
Trump declares war on minor annoyances with a flurry of new Executive Orders
President Trump spent the whole morning signing a flurry of Executive Orders taking direct aim at minor transgressions bugging Americans.
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“Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
Frank DeMartino has been in construction for thirty-one years. He’s built hospitals, casinos, a minor league baseball stadium. Nothing prepared
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10 ways Trump plans to cover the missing $4.77 trillion
The President recently floated the exciting possibility that tariff revenue could replace income tax revenue entirely. This is fantastic news
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Trump proposes 100-year mortgage: America’s bold new path to homeownership
In a stunning display of financial innovation that makes payday loans look conservative, lawmakers are now floating the idea of
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Trump Cancels Charles Nelson Reilly, Citing “Too Much Laughing, Not Enough Winning”
PALM BEACH — President Donald Trump announced today that he has canceled legendary game show personality Charles Nelson Reilly, accusing
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6 music acts scheduled for the Grand Opening of the Trump Ballroom
Headliner: Kid Rock with special guest Ted Nugent They perform “Sweet Home Mar-a-Lago” while marching around with gold-painted muskets. The
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Democrats unveil ‘Max Blue’ nightclub initiative to match red state ballroom boom
Democratic-led cities have announced plans to construct massive “Max Blue” nightclubs in direct response to red state ballrooms. The branding
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5 MORE little known medical connections RFK Jr. is exposing
1. Dandruff Caused by Using Lowercase Letters RFK Jr. reveals that the scalp inflammation known as dandruff is actually triggered
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10 political news stories we are working on right now for 10-20-25
10 political news stories we are working on right now Defense Secretary’s Arctic Fitness Challenge To provide a motivating personal
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comprehensive list of things that aren’t happening but also stopped happening
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that one good thing to come from the ongoing government shutdown is “clear skies” because the
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These totally legitimate media organizations were thrilled to comply with Pentagon restrictions
While established news organizations unanimously rejected Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth‘s restrictive press access rules, a handful of obscure “media outlets”
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What Airports Are Actually Showing Instead of Kristi Noem’s Shutdown Video
When major airports from New York to Portland declined to air Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s partisan video (blaming the
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10 Things Trump is Going to Build Next
Trump is a construction guy at heart. First he concreted the Rose Garden. Now a Ballroom is in the works.
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The Department of Homeland Absurdity presents: “Why your stuff got trashed.”
Didn’t get your package? Some US delivery giants say they are starting to simply trash packages that don’t clear the
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