Trump Announces Plan to Peacefully “Absorb” Canada, Starting with Hockey and Beer
In a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled
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10 reasons Trump wants to take over Greenland
A Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North
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Trump wants Greenland and Panama. Here are 10 other spots he might covet.
Atlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These
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Pituffik, Santa, and the Diesel-Powered Arctic Mystery
Since Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating
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Elon Musk Axes Funding for 10 Totally Unnecessary Science Departments
Here’s a list of science departments Musk is cutting. Department of Quantum Snack Dynamics Focused on creating snacks that exist
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NFL, WWE and Hollywood Help Raise Funds to Meet Nation’s Budget Shortfall
After Elon Musk blew up the bipartisan budget bill, the worlds of sports and entertainment rallied to help fellow Americans.
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Elon Musk torches budget bill – waves of shutdowns begin
As the nation struggles with shutdowns due to Elon Musk blowing up the budget bill, absurdity levels reach new heights.
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Nation Struggles as Elon Blows Up the Bipartisan Budget Bill
Imagine pulling up to Yellowstone, ready for a serene moment with nature, only to find a line of harried tourists
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Biden Pardons the Tiger King, Citing “Second Chances” and “Better Treatment for Big Cats”
President Joe Biden announced today that he’s granting a full pardon to Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known to the world as
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Introducing the Orange Barrel Network
After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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Top 10 Canadian Imports Subject to New U.S. Tariffs
Let’s see if these tariffs can chill the famously polite Canadian economy.
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Trump appoints Omarosa as head of new government division to launch reality singing shows, promises to “Make TV Great Again”
Dateline: Washington, D.C. — In what some are calling a groundbreaking pivot for government programming, President Donald Trump has appointed
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BREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being elected
Donald Trump won the presidency once again and is wasting no time. Today he issued a flurry of executive orders:
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10 things Trump failed to get done as President
Today, Nov. 4, is Election Day In America. Voters are choosing between Kamala Harris/Democrat and Donald Trump/Republican. Trump is often
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You are always number one in my eyes
Not sure why all the ruckus about Donald Trump having a picture of himself on his phone lock screen. I
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