Elon Musk torches budget bill – waves of shutdowns begin
As the nation struggles with shutdowns due to Elon Musk blowing up the budget bill, absurdity levels reach new heights.
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Nation Struggles as Elon Blows Up the Bipartisan Budget Bill
Imagine pulling up to Yellowstone, ready for a serene moment with nature, only to find a line of harried tourists
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Biden Pardons the Tiger King, Citing “Second Chances” and “Better Treatment for Big Cats”
President Joe Biden announced today that he’s granting a full pardon to Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known to the world as
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Introducing the Orange Barrel Network
After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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Top 10 Canadian Imports Subject to New U.S. Tariffs
Let’s see if these tariffs can chill the famously polite Canadian economy.
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Trump appoints Omarosa as head of new government division to launch reality singing shows, promises to “Make TV Great Again”
Dateline: Washington, D.C. — In what some are calling a groundbreaking pivot for government programming, President Donald Trump has appointed
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BREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being elected
Donald Trump won the presidency once again and is wasting no time. Today he issued a flurry of executive orders:
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10 things Trump failed to get done as President
Today, Nov. 4, is Election Day In America. Voters are choosing between Kamala Harris/Democrat and Donald Trump/Republican. Trump is often
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You are always number one in my eyes
Not sure why all the ruckus about Donald Trump having a picture of himself on his phone lock screen. I
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Sam the retired trash man: last minute candidate for President of the United States
“Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, and everyone who has ever been stuck behind someone driving 10 miles under the speed
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BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!
BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED! Soon after the debate, “Earring-gate” rumors swirled that Harris was getting coached by Joe Biden through an
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Country-wide instant replay to catch jerks immediately
I’m excited to announce I compiled enough signatures to get on the ballot for President of the United States. My
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10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP
Tim Walz knows that in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center. Tim Walz knows how
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Trump and Biden to settle debate differences on the golf course for charity
Last night’s presidential debate took a sharp detour from the usual political sparring into the realm of sports. After spending
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Ron DeSantis and Mickey Mouse watch the Biden/ Trump debate
(Thursday Morning – 06-27-24 – DISNEY WORLD) It’s a balmy evening at Disney World, and the VIP lounge has been
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