Sam the retired trash man: last minute candidate for President of the United States
“Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, and everyone who has ever been stuck behind someone driving 10 miles under the speed
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BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!
BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED! Soon after the debate, “Earring-gate” rumors swirled that Harris was getting coached by Joe Biden through an
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Country-wide instant replay to catch jerks immediately
I’m excited to announce I compiled enough signatures to get on the ballot for President of the United States. My
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10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP
Tim Walz knows that in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center. Tim Walz knows how
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Trump and Biden to settle debate differences on the golf course for charity
Last night’s presidential debate took a sharp detour from the usual political sparring into the realm of sports. After spending
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Ron DeSantis and Mickey Mouse watch the Biden/ Trump debate
(Thursday Morning – 06-27-24 – DISNEY WORLD) It’s a balmy evening at Disney World, and the VIP lounge has been
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Biden administration to fight raging inflation by starting Christmas music in April to “boost morale.”
In a surprising move aimed at lifting spirits and tackling inflation, the Biden administration has announced an unconventional strategy: starting
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What if Trump runs to Canada?
Build the wall. #trump #buildthewall #trump #trump2024 #biden #humor #comedy #cartoon #politics
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Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills
Donald Trump faces a mountain of legal bills for his thousands of current court cases. Here are several ways his
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Trump allegedly shared nuclear secrets with golf buddies after leaving the White House
Sources report President Trump allegedly shared USA nuclear secrets with several golf buddies at his Mar-A-Lago club in Florida. But
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10 vital services that may end during the government shutdown
Once again, we are facing a government shutdown basically because Congress does not know what it is doing. Here are
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The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around
Once upon a time, in the ornate chambers of Capitol Hill, there sat a congresswoman named Gertrude McStubborn (though some
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10 ways to tell if a President of the United States is lying
Sure, we know Presidents stretch the truth. Here are several tell-tale signs. Inconsistencies in Statements: Changing stories or frequently revising
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I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.
That one politician thought wasn’t going to win got it in the end. OK, good night everybody.
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How to recognize a real banana republic
I often hear “it’s like we are living in a banana republic” when a politician is tried for crimes. But
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