The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around
Once upon a time, in the ornate chambers of Capitol Hill, there sat a congresswoman named Gertrude McStubborn (though some
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Politics and Government
10 ways to tell if a President of the United States is lying
Sure, we know Presidents stretch the truth. Here are several tell-tale signs. Inconsistencies in Statements: Changing stories or frequently revising
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I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.
That one politician thought wasn’t going to win got it in the end. OK, good night everybody.
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How to recognize a real banana republic
I often hear “it’s like we are living in a banana republic” when a politician is tried for crimes. But
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Disney World earthquake preparedness explained
Disney World moving out of Florida? #disneyworld #disney #desantis #trump
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Answer my question, communist! Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs??!!
Congressional hearings are making politics super nasty these days. Often a congressperson is just trying to get social media clout
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a heated discussion on the floor of the House yesterday. They argued about
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This guy steals elections for a living
As our line at the grocery store was moving slower than the mechanics fixing your car, the chap behind me
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“Donny and Georgie”: The Donald Trump and Boy George musical that could not be denied
Donald Trump and Boy George share the same birthday – June 14. When rumors started to fly the two were
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Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are in an epic battle of the ages to see which one is the
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Kari Lake sues again
After eight failed court cases, Kari Lake looked around the room. “OK, folks, we need new ideas,” she said. I
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What does “woke” mean?
I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means: “The capacity to telepathically converse with
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That wasn’t the question
“Are you a horticulturalist?” “No, ma’am, I’m a Republican.”
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Florida to take over ride inspections at all theme parks
The State of Florida is going to take over all ride inspections at theme parks in the state. Fortunately Cape
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Disney introduces new “DeSantis Fee” added to all Disney goods and services sold in Florida
First, Disney stood with their employees who didn’t agree with Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida. So DeSantis revoked Disney’s long-standing
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