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[Lefty is cooking dinner]
Lefty: Punch of salt.
Donnie Brasco: Punch?
Lefty: Punch. Punch of salt.
Donnie Brasco: Punch or pinch?
Lefty: Punch, punch. Not pinch. What’d I say? I say pinch?
Donnie Brasco: Nah, you said… you said punch.

– Donnie Brasco

Lefty: If anything should happen to me… make sure Annette gets the car.

– Donnie Brasco

Olson Johnson: Our fathers came across the prairie. Fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town?

– Blazing Saddles

Ace Ventura: If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

– Ace Ventura Pet Detective

[mimicking Sean Connery]
Ace Ventura: Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

– Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura: [to Lt. Einhorn] Whew… now I feel better. ‘Course, that might not do any good you see nobody’s missing a porpoise. It’s a dolphin that’s been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I’m sure you already knew that. That’s what turns me on about ‘cha, your attention to detail.

– Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

– Blazing Saddles