Insight
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
– Grantland Rice
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Golf Quote: Count
The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
Zoolander
Blazing Saddles
Life of Brian
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Milton Berle
Adam Sandler
The Godfather
The Godfather
L.A. Law
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Arrested Development
Old School
Old School
David Spade
David Spade
Rushmore
Rushmore
Home Improvement Store
Superbad
Erma Bombeck
Mark Twain
Clifton Paul Fadiman
John Updike
Movie Quote: Questions
Mrs Twice: Oh, please go away. Please go away, I don’t want to answer any more of your questions.
Frank: We are sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier but your husband wasn’t dead then.
– Police Squad
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Jamaica
Rocky Balboa: You know your kid sorta resembles ya. He’s got that thick Irish hair, you know.
Marie: …Yeah it’s the other one.
Rocky Balboa: …Yeah?
Marie: His father was from Jamaica.
Rocky Balboa: Jamaica… European… Was you on a cruise ship or somthin’ ?
Marie: [smiles] Not exactly.
– Rocky Balboa
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Gotta be Girls
(at the booking office, trying to be hired)
Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway?
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five.
Jerry: We could pass for that.
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde.
Jerry: We could dye our hair.
Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls.
Jerry: We could…
Joe: No, we couldn’t!