Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.
Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Relationships and Dating
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in his apartment
Somewhat confusing headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in
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Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack
This is Gabrielle who I met in Paris. She walked away from our 3-month relationship after I showed up at
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When the ghosts of failed relationships return
When the ghosts of failed relationships return.
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Pump the brakes, Chad!
Chad is getting out over his skis in the relationship.
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Welcome to BearTender — Swipe right for roaring romance
Ladies, gather ’round! Tired of swiping left on Tinder and Bumble, only to end up on lackluster dates with men
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Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage friends
Eloise broke up with me because I said she was trying too hard to be cool with her daughter’s teenage
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Chloe dumped me because we were opposites
Chloe dumped me because we were opposites. She was organized and I thought ‘cleaning up my act’ just meant deleting
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Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue” phase.
Alexandrea dumped me when I accidentally super glued her vegan cookbook pages together during my “craft beer meets craft glue”
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When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
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When she just wants the date to be over
When she just wants the date to be over so she can watch a movie and snuggle the dog.
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When an ex keeps coming back
When an ex relationship keeps coming back from the dead.
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When you are new at relationships
When you are new at relationships.
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Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert
Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert. Dumped
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5 promposals that went horribly wrong
A “promposal” is a portmanteau of the words “prom” and “proposal.” It refers to the act of asking someone to
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