Crazy People In LA: Nag-Nag-Nag-In-Two-Languages-At-The-Same-Time Gal
It’s hard enough getting nagged in one language. Nag-Nag-Nag-In-Two-Languages-At-The-Same-Time Gal likes to turn up the heat on her boyfriend/husband in
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Relationships and Dating
A Revenge Story: Woman Photoshops Ex-Husband Out of Every Photo
A woman spent a year of her life painstakingly removing her ex from all the photos in the house.
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Chuck Miller is About To Get Lucky?
Blogger Chuck Miller met a fantastic woman. And things were going great. For awhile.
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Relationship Joke: Overnight Story
A guy comes home after being away on a business trip for many days. His wife told him the dog
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How To Date A Supermodel From Paris
You've dated all the girls in your school and even the girl that serves hot dogs at the Friday hockey games. It is time for you to date a supermodel from Paris.
1. Your current looks are most likely not good enough for a supermodel. Make an appointment for full-body plastic surgery.
2. You must learn French. Play language tapes while you sleep.
3. Travel to Paris.
4. Attend a fashion show and find a supermodel that you like. Approach her with this ice breaker: "Excusemoi, accepte-vous my body odor?" She may respond violently.
5. Make a new appointment for full-body plastic surgery to repair the damage she has inflicted upon you.
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Comedy Quote: K-Date
Liz Lemon: We met on K-Date, the dating section of the Kraft Foods website.
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Spin the Pen
Today kids seem to know more about relationships when they are twelve than I do now at thirty-eight. When I was twelve I was just taking learning how to kiss. And the very first kiss took place at high noon in seventh grade.
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Honey, Let Me Finish This Copy of War and Peace
A study says many women would rather read than have sex. You know the flame is low in a relationship when she has a stack of books on the nightstand.
Bad Engagement Photos
Love is blind. Or so it seems in these bad engagement photos.
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We Need To Talk
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Geek Love at Skybar
The epicenter of trendy LA is the Sky Bar. Every somebody and wannabe in town has traversed the wooden floors of this stylish outdoor bar at the Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip.
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What Do You Drive?
I’ve dated girls all over the land From Ohio to Pakistan Asian, Indian, one from France Good dates, bad dates,
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