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Society and Culture
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and out: Throwing shade

Out: Throwing shade. In: Throwing rocks.

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Society and Culture
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and Out: That’s my jam

Out: That’s my jam. In: That’s my peanut butter.

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Society and Culture
May 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Is it something I said?

Early Christians thought Jesus would return in their lifetime but so far no sign. There is at least one UFO

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Society and Culture
May 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

These clingers aren’t worth the money!

Remember to water down the drinks for the guests.

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Society and Culture
January 28, 2021 Joe Ditzel

America runs on Starbucks and conspiracy theories

That moment you lie exhausted from all the conspiracy theories clogging your social feeds.

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Society and Culture
September 16, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Her Last Name Has 36 Characters! | Joe Ditzel Vlog

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Society and Culture
September 16, 2016 Joe Ditzel

9/11 Victims Flag Memorial | Joe Ditzel Vlog

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Society and Culture
September 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

What’s Wrong With This Flag? | Joe Ditzel Vlog

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Society and Culture
April 13, 2016 Joe Ditzel

The Edible Wedding Dress

Cake sculptor Sylvia Elba from Britain has created a wedding dress that is in fact a cake weighing 150 pounds.

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