Blades will never die
No matter how hard they try to make it sound acceptable, the nonsense will continue. The smears. The lies. There
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Sports
A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth
A Cleveland Browns fan realizes there’s not much time left to win a Super Bowl.
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A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase Exponentially over 18 Holes of Play
Great news. Looks like my paper “A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase
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The dark horse candidate Penn State didn’t see coming
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Look, I know what you’re thinking. Penn State’s coaching search is in shambles. Kalani Sitake bolted
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LSU asks President Trump to pick next quarterback
After firing head coach Brian Kelly and now athletic director Scott Woodward, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry suggested Trump might help
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Trump puts National Hockey League under federal control, cites ‘escalating violence’
President Donald Trump announced today that he is placing the National Hockey League under direct federal control. Speaking from a
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I don’t have a wild slice
I don’t have a wild golf slice. I’m a creative shot artist painting the sky.
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Cleveland Cavalier fans — your putting yips aren’t about the stroke
When the Cavs go cold, so does your putter I’ve coached golf for 45 years, and I can tell you
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I’m giving up golf
Ted: I’m giving up golf.Fred: Golf thanks you.
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A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
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Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
Got pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
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I’ve lost the same amount
I’ve lost the same amount on golf as March Madness bets.
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Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
There are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
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Hovland summons cosmic light show to conquer Copperhead course at 2025 Valspar Championship
PALM HARBOR, FL — In what witnesses are describing as “the most Norwegian thing to ever happen in Florida,” Viktor
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How to fix your “over the top” golf swing — dodgeball memories
Let’s talk about the classic golf disaster: swinging “over the top.” If you’re not familiar, this is when your club
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