A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
Got pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
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I’ve lost the same amount
I’ve lost the same amount on golf as March Madness bets.
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Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
There are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
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Hovland summons cosmic light show to conquer Copperhead course at 2025 Valspar Championship
PALM HARBOR, FL — In what witnesses are describing as “the most Norwegian thing to ever happen in Florida,” Viktor
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How to fix your “over the top” golf swing — dodgeball memories
Let’s talk about the classic golf disaster: swinging “over the top.” If you’re not familiar, this is when your club
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The NFL’s Next Wave of Inevitable Changes
Roger Goodell never sleeps. He spends his nights hunched over a futuristic holographic map of the NFL, tweaking, shifting, and
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Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs
You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought
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The Ballad of Pickleball Pete
I should’ve known things were about to go sideways when I pulled my hamstring during my warm-up stretches—reaching for my
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The modern golfer — master of measurement, amateur of execution
Golf used to be a simple game: grip, swing, and pray. But not for today’s modern golfer, who rolls onto
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The hockey announcer who gives too much information
“Welcome back, folks, to the Edmonton Elks versus the Saskatoon Snowstorm, where the action on the ice is as intense
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Ohio State’s incomparable football strategy: 3,325 players and counting
Ohio State’s football team has always been a powerhouse, but their latest strategy has left many shaking their head. Forget
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John Daly’s Beard Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for “Services to America”
In a ceremony filled with the faint aroma of barbecue sauce, President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Jake Paul to Fight Woody Hayes’ at Caesar’s Palace
LAS VEGAS — YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul has announced he will face off against the spectral presence of legendary Ohio State
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The Punch Heard Around the Football World
Today in sports history: On December 29, 1978, during the Gator Bowl between Ohio State and Clemson, Ohio State head
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