The NFL’s Next Wave of Inevitable Changes
Roger Goodell never sleeps. He spends his nights hunched over a futuristic holographic map of the NFL, tweaking, shifting, and
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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs
You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought
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The Ballad of Pickleball Pete
I should’ve known things were about to go sideways when I pulled my hamstring during my warm-up stretches—reaching for my
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The modern golfer — master of measurement, amateur of execution
Golf used to be a simple game: grip, swing, and pray. But not for today’s modern golfer, who rolls onto
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The hockey announcer who gives too much information
“Welcome back, folks, to the Edmonton Elks versus the Saskatoon Snowstorm, where the action on the ice is as intense
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Ohio State’s incomparable football strategy: 3,325 players and counting
Ohio State’s football team has always been a powerhouse, but their latest strategy has left many shaking their head. Forget
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John Daly’s Beard Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for “Services to America”
In a ceremony filled with the faint aroma of barbecue sauce, President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Jake Paul to Fight Woody Hayes’ at Caesar’s Palace
LAS VEGAS — YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul has announced he will face off against the spectral presence of legendary Ohio State
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The Punch Heard Around the Football World
Today in sports history: On December 29, 1978, during the Gator Bowl between Ohio State and Clemson, Ohio State head
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What happened to Moondog?
During last night’s Cavaliers halftime show, the team’s beloved mascot, Moondog, took a leap into local—and possibly intergalactic—legend. According to
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10 NFL Team-Specific Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
The Dallas Cowboys “America’s Team” Branding Council This group worked tirelessly to maintain the Cowboys’ image as “America’s Team,” despite
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10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency The National Huddle Standardization Board This board spent $12 million
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College football introduces official “Flag Gauntlet” rule to resolve rivalry game tensions
In a groundbreaking (and highly controversial) move, the NCAA has unveiled a new rule designed to channel post-game tensions into
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The Boston Tee Party: The forgotten history of golf’s greatest revolution
When most people think of the Boston Tea Party, they picture angry patriots, teacups shattering, and a harbor full of
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10 insane golf courses around the US
1. Florida: “Gator Bait Greens” Every hole here is lined with a charming mix of palm trees, alligator ponds, and
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