Tigers: Do we really need pitchers in baseball?
10-2. On This Day in Sports History. (1968). St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Bob Gibson set a World Series record by
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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And now Deshuan Watson doesn’t want to run the ball
No wonder Cleveland Browns fans are mad all the time.
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10 things cocky gymnasts like to say
Pre-Workout “You think you know what it takes to fuel this machine? My pre-workout smoothie is handcrafted by a culinary
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10 things cocky tennis players say
Cocky tennis players are a breed apart. It’s a tough sport but they have to make sure you know how
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10 things cocky skiers like to say
Carbon fiber “Oh, these skis? Custom-made carbon fiber. They’re so light I can literally lift them with one finger. Same
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10 most ridiculous efforts the Cleveland Browns have tried to become a winner
1. Quantum Cleats – Special cleats designed by a theoretical physicist that allow players to exist in two places at
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In the palm of your hand
Golf instructors: Never hold the club in your palms. Moe Norman, the most accurate golfer in history: Always hold the
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Lights, Camera, Paris: The Ultimate Action Star Stunts at the Closing Ceremony
Tom Cruise was Tom of a spectacular stunt (I know, shocking!) at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics. But what you
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Good for you, bro
Good for you, bro. The French pole vaulter at the Summer Olympics opened an OF account and billed $100 million
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Rolling it softly
07-29 Olympic update. As the first alternate on the US Bowling Team, y’all have asked me to explain the strengths
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The French Gambit
07-28 update. As I sit in my room here in Paris reading your questions, many of you ask why bowling
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Keeping LeBron James and Coco Gauff dry
07-27-24 update. At first they wouldn’t let me on the Team USA boat that floated down the Seine in the
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Running behind Snoop Dogg
07-26-24. Update. Well, I made my mark at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Well, sort of…as a “run support
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9 to 5 sequel lands in my lap
07-25-24. After my laundry commercial generated a lot of buzz here in Paris, my agent said he was able to
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Say hello to freshness
07-24-24. Since I am an alternate to the US Bowling Team, I had to scrape together my own travel funds.
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