10 things cocky skiers like to say
Carbon fiber “Oh, these skis? Custom-made carbon fiber. They’re so light I can literally lift them with one finger. Same
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Sports
10 most ridiculous efforts the Cleveland Browns have tried to become a winner
1. Quantum Cleats – Special cleats designed by a theoretical physicist that allow players to exist in two places at
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In the palm of your hand
Golf instructors: Never hold the club in your palms. Moe Norman, the most accurate golfer in history: Always hold the
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Lights, Camera, Paris: The Ultimate Action Star Stunts at the Closing Ceremony
Tom Cruise was Tom of a spectacular stunt (I know, shocking!) at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics. But what you
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Good for you, bro
Good for you, bro. The French pole vaulter at the Summer Olympics opened an OF account and billed $100 million
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Rolling it softly
07-29 Olympic update. As the first alternate on the US Bowling Team, y’all have asked me to explain the strengths
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The French Gambit
07-28 update. As I sit in my room here in Paris reading your questions, many of you ask why bowling
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Keeping LeBron James and Coco Gauff dry
07-27-24 update. At first they wouldn’t let me on the Team USA boat that floated down the Seine in the
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Running behind Snoop Dogg
07-26-24. Update. Well, I made my mark at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Well, sort of…as a “run support
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9 to 5 sequel lands in my lap
07-25-24. After my laundry commercial generated a lot of buzz here in Paris, my agent said he was able to
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Say hello to freshness
07-24-24. Since I am an alternate to the US Bowling Team, I had to scrape together my own travel funds.
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Battle down to the wire with Wally Wideswing
07-23-24. Paris Olympics adventure update. Joined the US Bowling Team for warm-up games at the Palais de Bowling. The coach,
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Buckeyes to the big time — Ohio State joins the NFL
Ladies and gentlemen, sports fans of all ages, grab your foam fingers and prepare your vocal cords for the ultimate
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Finally got to my place in Paris
07-21 update. Finally made it to Paris. The US Bowling Team is staying at the Olympic Village. As the first
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Close shave outside Saint-Amand-Longpré
07-20-24. Still making my way to join the rest of the US Bowling Team in Paris. Frontier inexplicably added stops
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