Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
I went to the “Showdown in Sherwood” yesterday. This golf match was designed to highlight the “rivalry” between Tiger Woods and David Duvall. Their rivalry will take a few more years to develop. Mostly they played like the old friends they are. Let’s call it a “friendly” rivalry.
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Golf salespeople are the some of the best in retail. They are smooth. They think they can sell you just about anything. Because they do.
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If you are going to have a winning team, you need a cool team name. This is very important. It should inspire your team and strike fear into the other squad.
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I need to get a life. I am a member of a “Fantasy Football League”. That’s not the worst of it- the league is on the internet. I am in a fantasy football league on the internet. And I wonder why I don’t meet women.
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This game’s in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jell-O’s jigglin’!
– Chick Hearn, Legendary Voice of the LA Lakers
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The world’s longest golf course stretches over 800 miles through Australia.
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Does your college football team have one of the worst team mascots of all time?
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In honor of Master’s Saturday and golfers everywhere here is a classic New Yorker cartoon.
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The Manchester Monarchs stage their annual Mullet Night but lose to Worcester anyway.
Here is video from the 2008 Mullet Night:
Is Phil Mickelson going to pass out?
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Surfing in Indiana? Yes, it is true.
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“Real men play blades”, said John Carling, Sr. as he hit balls at the Studio City Golf Range last week. “All these ‘game improvement’ clubs, hybrids, perimeter-weighting, cavity backs, all of ’em are crap. It’s just the golf industry coming up with new ways to make money. And most people fall for it. Hook, line and sinker!”
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Knockin’ Down Flags golf club company made history today with the introduction of the first double blade golf club- the Dual. “The idea is that, if you miss the ball with the first blade, the second blade will make contact- it’s a first,” crowed Director of Product Development Jimbo Kent as he demonstrated the product to retail buyers today at the World Golf Expo show in Dubai. “The Dual will revolutionize the game”.
“We were inspired by the multiple blades in an average everyday razor. We feel like our dual-blade club will help the average golfer, beginning golfers and inebriated golfers,” Mr. Kent said.
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The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
