You’ve gained some weight, yes?
Doctor: You’ve gained some weight, yes?Me: You said it like a statement but then added “yes” on the end to
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Cave paintings near Dead Sea Scrolls depict American football
In 2023, during an expedition near the Dead Sea Scrolls site, archaeologists stumbled upon a hidden cave. Inside, they found
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The Browns won twice in a row?
Cook: The Browns won twice in a row? Diner: They are better without Watson!
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Cleveland Browns off-tackle running play explained
This off-tackle running play direct from the official Cleveland Browns playbook shows the clarity of purpose the team has when
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Every move you fake
I used to work with a guy who was a notorious cheater on the golf course – we’d all just
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This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone
This dork golfer is teeing off while talking on the phone.
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No practice range? So where do yinz guys warm up?
Outrageous golf course fees got you down? How about a free 9-hole course? Buhl Golf Course in Pennsylvania was gifted
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10 reasons Colorado lost so bad to Oregon
10 reasons Colorado’s football team lost so bad to Oregon last Saturday. Reason #1: The Buffaloes were so blinded by
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New biblical prophesies discovered
This is exciting! This is biblical text from the 4th century Biblia Vulgata. New photographic techniques have revealed previously undiscovered
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10 reasons Notre Dame gives for losing to Ohio State at home
Notre Dame just lost to Ohio State football at home. The Notre Dame faithful explain why. Aliens in the Endzone
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10 names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut
Here are the names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut. I’m trying to personify my advanced age, lovable chubbiness,
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Never look for a golf tee again: The amazing Golf Bowl Top
In Indianapolis, Walter Gruffstone was known as the eccentric tinkerer. His garage was a maze of gadgets, gizmos, and peculiar
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BREAKING: Global breakout of everybody kung-fu fighting
(New York Informative World Press – NEW YORK CITY) In an unprecedented and utterly bizarre turn of events, the entire
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The 12-year old kid who conquered the Indy 500
This is the story that appeared in the Jun 2, 1946 Indianapolis American View newspaper. The 12-year old Kid Who
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Will the Colts ever Win the Super Bowl? Indianapolis Answers!
1. Betty Lou, 68, Fountain Square: “Of course they will! My psychic, Madame Zora, saw a horse galloping with a
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