Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
After years of abstract quantum supremacy claims, Google’s recently-announced super-fast (“13,000x faster than current supercomputers!”) Quantum Echoes algorithm promises to
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Corporate executives visiting China are shocked at how far ahead they are in robotics, EVs and futuristic electronics in a
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Toaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
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Picture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid
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Shady Maple Estates, USA — A quiet cul-de-sac erupted in excitement last night when a meteorite the size of a
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According to NASA, six planets — Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune — will align and light up the
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News Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies. Don’t worry. It’s just New Yorkers checking out New Jersey
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It started innocently enough: a pair of shoes ordered online, the kind that promise to make you look taller, faster,
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This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.
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In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.
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It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my
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The San Andreas Fault is visible from space and it’s wider than you think. Still, it’s not as wide as
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a
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In an announcement that has the tech world buzzing and public space frequenters sighing in relief, Apple has unveiled a
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Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong
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