New watch makes fun of your emotions – Amazon
This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.
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Apple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brain
In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.
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Wallet? Pay? Cash? Card? It’s an Apple payment circus and I’m in the clown car
It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my
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A fault visible from space
The San Andreas Fault is visible from space and it’s wider than you think. Still, it’s not as wide as
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a password and denied him access.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a
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Apple’s iPhone 16 introduces revolutionary ‘cone of silence’ to muzzle public speakerphone shenanigans
In an announcement that has the tech world buzzing and public space frequenters sighing in relief, Apple has unveiled a
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Proud to be a lovely ape
Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong
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3.2 million little pieces
The dude in this video apparently lost his phone at the restaurant and started yelling to everyone that he better
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Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
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Head full of dreams
When I die I am going to be preserved in a cryogenic chamber, but only my head. So I can
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I don’t care about what farmers want, I want my food
The worst part of the Daylight Savings Time charade is having to explain to the dog why his dinner is
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My password brain is on empty
My password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure
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Little known iPhone feature: Scroll the keyboard with one finger
Little known iPhone feature: You can scroll the keys by holding down the spacebar and then slide your finger around
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Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose”
Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose.”
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Living in a college town near finals week
Me: Can you tell me about the new iPhone? Salesperson: Sure! Hey did you know that you can take two
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