Every morning it’s the same
Toaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Tech and Science
Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensers
Picture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid
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Small meteorite crashes in suburbs, captured by ring doorbell
Shady Maple Estates, USA — A quiet cul-de-sac erupted in excitement last night when a meteorite the size of a
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10 things that will happen in 2025 due to the rare alignment of planets
According to NASA, six planets — Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune — will align and light up the
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News Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies
News Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies. Don’t worry. It’s just New Yorkers checking out New Jersey
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The saga of the package that almost was
It started innocently enough: a pair of shoes ordered online, the kind that promise to make you look taller, faster,
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New watch makes fun of your emotions – Amazon
This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.
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Apple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brain
In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.
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Wallet? Pay? Cash? Card? It’s an Apple payment circus and I’m in the clown car
It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my
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A fault visible from space
The San Andreas Fault is visible from space and it’s wider than you think. Still, it’s not as wide as
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a password and denied him access.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a
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Apple’s iPhone 16 introduces revolutionary ‘cone of silence’ to muzzle public speakerphone shenanigans
In an announcement that has the tech world buzzing and public space frequenters sighing in relief, Apple has unveiled a
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Proud to be a lovely ape
Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong
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3.2 million little pieces
The dude in this video apparently lost his phone at the restaurant and started yelling to everyone that he better
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Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
Somebody call my phone so I can find it.
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