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10 of the Freakiest Haunted Houses Ever Known
Clarendon House – Groton-On-Hudson, NY In 1870, the Sewisse family lost their lives when a crazed stranger shot them as
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More than 10 million firecrackers!
Boom goes the dynamite!
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News Anchors Put the Moves on During Commercials
These news anchors have some cool moves during commercials. How long did it take them to learn how to do
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Last Comic Standing Renewed for Next Year
Wanda Sykes has been a positive influence on “Last Comic Standing.” She focused the program on only 100 real comics,
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How To Overcome A New Year’s Eve Hangover
Dancing Machine. That's what they called you at the New Year's Eve Party. You broke out every move in your arsenal. It was all fun and games until you crashed into the buffet table and took out the prime rib station.
Once again you over-indulged and you have a hangover on New Year's Day. Here are several ways to over come your throbbing headache:
1. Stick your head in the commode and constantly flush the water around your head. Pretend you are on holiday at a water park with your friends. This tip is convenient because you are probably already sitting next to the commode.
2. Sign up for an adventure cruise on a sailboat. Climb the mast. Tie a rope to your feet and dangle from the mast. Let the wind and breeze relax your throbbing temples.
3. Go to the convenience store and take a nap on the bags of party ice. You can also be helpful by handing out bags when customers need them.
4. Go through a car wash with the windows down. Really stick your head in the brush when it comes by and sing a tune. The singing and brushing will soothe your head.
5. Ride your bike real fast with your legs stuck out in front of you while making motorcycle sounds. Pump your wrist like it is a motorcycle accelerator. Stitch a motorcycle gang logo on your back and get some tattoos. By the time you've finished with these tasks the hangover will be gone.
Speaking Tips: Out-of-the-Box Ways To Become a Better Speaker
Inc.com lists 5 unusual ways to become a better speaker.
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Relationship Joke: Marry a Texas Girl
Marry a Texas girl. No matter how bad it gets, she’s seen worse.
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Life and Living Joke: The Bagpiper Gets Lost
A bagpiper was asked by the head of a funeral home to play at the side of a grave for a homeless fellow. He had no family, no friends, so the service was to be at a "pauper's cemetery" in the Ohio back country. As the bagpiper did not know the backwoods, he got lost.
He finally arrived an hour late and saw the pastor had apparently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. The bagpiper felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. He went to the edge of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. He didn't know what else to do, so he began to play beautiful, melancholy music. The workers put down their lunches and began to stand near him, their heads hanging in reverence. He played his heart and soul out for this man with no family and friends.
In fact, he played like he'd never played before for this homeless man, and as he played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, the bagpiper wept, they all wept together. When the piper finished he packed up his bagpipes and started for his car. Though his head hung low, his heart was full. As he opened the door to his car, he heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
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