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March 30, 2020 Joe Ditzel

I thought Tiger King was the first Game of Thrones spinoff

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March 30, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Joe Exotic is what my girlfriend called me

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March 30, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Old enough to buy alcohol

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

When you realize you are probably the only person washing their hands…

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Last week it said…

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

When all this time away from your job…

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

That brief moment after you finish a great donut

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Coronavirus – When dorks take all the toilet paper in the store.

Coronavirus – When dorks take all the toilet paper in the store.

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Coronavirus – When you can’t take living in quarantine anymore

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

When you are caught stealing unprotected Wi-fi

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Coronavirus – when everything is crashing

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March 28, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Coronavirus – LAPD cracks down

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March 24, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Long view loss

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March 24, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Hey bro, can you get me a 6-pack?

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March 24, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Nose strength

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