110 degrees
It’s 100 degrees and I’m melting. In Phoenix they are laughing at me.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Weather and Climate
Los Angeles Switches to Two Seasons
Out-of-towners have long scoffed at Los Angeles’ endless summer, saying they prefer “the seasons” back in Omaha. They will be
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3 Ways to Make Your Friends in Cold Climates Angry
Why pay for the privilege of living in Boca Raton, Corpus Christi or San Diego if you can’t rub it
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90 Degrees at 10pm
It was 90 degrees at 10pm in downtown LA. In October.
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You should be fine — it’s not going to rain!
I walked to the store 1 mile away. Cloudy but no rain. Go in store. 5 minutes. Come out, raining.
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An Open Letter to Fall
I like you, fall, but you don’t like me — so noncommital. Like many ex-girlfriends, you arrive, leave, come back,
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Mans Wears Dog On Head Like Russian Hat
Due to severe weather in February of this year, a man was seen walking around town with his small dog
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Woman Freezes Up When Trying to Decide What Boots To Wear
Sally stood in front of the back hall racks where her various winter footwear stood patiently waiting. “First day over
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Woman Found In House Sobbing and Screaming “Winter Will Never End!”
An Ohio woman in Cleveland’s “Snow Belt” east of town was arrested today after police found her shooting a
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Cleveland Man Won’t Shovel Sidewalks
A man in Cleveland, Ohio won’t refuses to shovel the sidewalks in front of his house despite record snowfall during
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Man In Yellow Coat Always Asked To Direct Cars In Parking Lots
John Zlotskerpan of Coshocton, Ohio was surprised when his wife bought him a bright yellow coat for Christmas two years
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Tired of Winter? These Canadians Eat Winter For Breakfast
[powerpress] What? You are tired of winter? Aw, poor you! You want the sun to return and the endless grey
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