Elevator ninja
Invasive Thoughts: Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you pressed all the buttons on an elevator and then ninja-rolled
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Work and Careers
The Moonlighting Astronaut: A Gravity-Defying Claim
Every day there is some new scam where someone is trying to sue or get worker’s compensation money because they
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Elon Musk launches “UnderTheDeskTech”: the ultimate solution for workaholics’ wilderness dreams
In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between work and wilderness, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced his latest
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When you put the space heater too close to your desk
When you put the space heater too close to your desk.
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The creepy weatherman on the bus
Back when I wanted to be a weatherman, I’d practice my technique at the front of the bus facing the
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Taking advantage of the nurse’s strike to commit major crimes
Nurses are threatening to strike for better working conditions and higher pay at one of the biggest health corporations in
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I need a list of your employees and how you pay them
Another Ditzel family story: My cousin Andrew runs a fishing boat on Lake Erie near Put-in-Bay. A few years ago
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The Telegram that Tanked a Titan
The Telegram that Tanked a Titan The honking of taxi horns and chatter of busy New Yorkers blended into a
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Sculpting memories for intergalactic treaties
The trick with staying employed is to find an emerging industry and get in on the ground floor. Then ride
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How much have you stolen this year?
It is a question integrity testing researchers often ask: “Let’s say we know a certain amount of employees are stealing
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David Dobbins races to work
David Dobbins works at a grocer in central Memphis, Tennessee. He is a loyal, dutiful employee of many years, starting
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The veins on his forehead popped out like a topographic map
Back in the day in LA I worked on a secure floor of an office building where you needed a
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