Crazy Fisherman: Invites-You-On-Every-Fishing-Trip Guy

Invites-You-On-Every-Fishing-Trip Guy can’t take no for an answer. You went on a fishing trip with him and his dad in seventh grade, and he has invited you on every fishing trip ever since.

It was fun back then, but now this guy doesn’t do anything else. He has no family, friends, or even a dog. He just goes on fishing trips. You don’t know how he finances them, and you don’t want to know.

It sounds like fun, but you know that after two days in a boat with him, hearing every story of every trip he has ever taken to the Alaskan back country, you’ll be ready to jump in the water and drown yourself.