Crazy Golfers: Don’t-Try-To-Be-Tiger-Woods Instructor Guy
This instructor will admonish you "don't try to be like Tiger Woods. You can't be like Tiger Woods."
Later he puts your swing on video and asks you to huddle around the computer monitor. He has split the screen with your lumpy body on the left. On the right he has, that's right, Tiger Woods. He proceeds to show you how you can "make your swing more like Tiger Woods."