Crazy People

Crazy Golfers: Mr. Golf Joke



Mr. Golf Joke spends the whole round reeling off one joke after another. His recall is amazing.

 

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry.


He can go from a long, story type joke to a short one liner faster than a Nick Price swing.

 

I told my friend I got a set of Callaways for my wife and he said, "Nice Trade."

 

At first it is entertaining but by the fifth hole you are ready for his show to be cancelled.

 

 

 

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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