Crazy Golfers: Mr. I-Know-Where-Your-Ball-Went

You shank a 3-iron to the right rough. "I saw it!" he says. "It just went over the cart-path!" Oddly, the ball is not there. It never is where he says it will be. The false hope he builds up results in disappointment every time. "Wow! I was sure it would be right there!" he points at the ground. Except that it's not.