Crazy People In LA: My-Cousin-is-Jon-Hamm-Gal

Some people in LA say they are related to someone famous.

“My cousin is Jon Hamm,” a girl I met at a party told me nonchalantly, flicking her cigarette ash on the grass.

“Your cousin is Jon Hamm?” I repeated.

She backtracked.

“Well, my friend from high school dated a girl whose mother was related to a cousin who lived in a city he drove through on the way to California when he started his career here.”

“Oh.”