Crazy Phones: Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone
Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone doesn’t care if you can Snapchat, Instagram or Vine all day and all night with your phone. He’ll never buy one.
He has the same flip-phone he bought 15 years ago. It’s worked every day ever since, and he only has to charge it every five days for 10 minutes. Stick that up your iPhone.
