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Dear Cable company, Thank you for wasting my time.

Dear cable company:


Thank you for not showing up for my installation. I took the day off of work to be here. Please cancel my service so I can get Netflix. Thank you.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.