Dear God, What’s Happening?
David Thorne is an Australian comedian. In this very funny email exchange, he tries to deal with a neighbor across the street who installed a very bright security lamp.
“I cant help it if some of the light goes across the road. Put something up in your window.”
“Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket.”