Ditzel Publishes E-Book “Fast Talking Disclaimer”
For Immediate Release (9/7/99)
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Ditzel Publishes E-Book “Fast Talking Disclaimer”
Joe Ditzel announced today he has published his first e-book: “Fast Talking Disclaimer”. It is a collection of some of the best of his Joe Ditzel Humor Column, humor columns that he sends out each week via e-mail to subscribers all over the world. The e-book will soon be available on Amazon.com. For a limited time it will be given away free when people sign up for his humor column which they can do at
https://www.joeditzel.com/
The title refers to radio commercials which make outrageous sales claims and then negate those claims just by having a guy talk real fast at the end- here is an excerpt:
“I heard a car commercial on the radio the other day that sounded a little unbelievable:
“The 1999 Violator is available for a limited time for only $99/ month!”
Then at the end of the commercial a guy started talking real fast:
“$99 month is a 6 month lease only on approved credit. Capital reduction fee of $15,000. Does not include car doors, rear bumper or left side tires.”
He negated everything about the commercial by putting a fast-talking disclaimer afterwards! Wouldn’t that be great if you could do that in your real life?
Claim: I am going to start running every day.
Fast Talking Disclaimer: Running every day does include not religious holidays, Thanksgiving, New Years Day, Groundhog Day, days I am too tired to run, days I am not too tired to run but a Seinfeld episode comes on that I haven’t seen, Mondays, Fridays, and any other days ending in ‘y’.”
E-books are similar to regular books except they are not printed on paper. They are downloaded and either read on screen or printed out by the buyer. One of the main advantages is immediate delivery.
Soon “Fast Talking Disclaimer” will be available on popular handheld book readers like Rocketbook and Softbook as well as personal digital assistants like the Palm Pilot V. E-Books are the fastest growing part of publishing today.
