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Drama on my flight to Paris

07-19-24. OK, I’m on the plane heading for the Paris games. Already there is a drama. Just after takeoff, a lady literally YELLED at me, “You NEED to switch seats with ME so I can sit next to my daughter! She is diabetic, you know!”

I said, “Ma’am, for the love of St. Peter! This is the lavatory. Please close the door!”

Joe Ditzel

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