Drive the new Chrysler Lubago

 

This 1923 Bayer aspirin ad is enticing. Get rid of my toothache and lumbago.

No, Lumbago is not a new Chrsyler model.

In case you didn’t know, Lumbago is a seldom used word for lower back pain.

So you can take care of your headache pain, toothache pain and lower back pain.

If that’s not enough, this product will handle your Pain, Pain.  I’m not sure what kind of pain Pain, Pain is but when they list it twice in the same phrase, it’s bad.

Maybe it means your pain has pain. Your regular pain has it’s own pain, thus Pain, Pain.

In that case you might want the bottle of 100 tablets rather than the box of 12.