Elon Musk announces first Tesla store to open on Mars

Anticipating rapid space travel development in the next few years, with thousands of well-heeled Earthlings paying high ticket prices to travel to Mars for sightseeing or permanent relocation, Elon Musk announced the first Tesla store on the red planet. “Mars is perfect for Tesla customers,” Musk said. “We’ll be able to provide the same level of service and attention to detail we offer back home. The only problem is there are no chargers on Mars, so the best you can do is park it outside the space station and admire it from a window.”