Elon Musk buys LA Lakers
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys Los Angeles Lakers, immediately drafts Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kevin Durant, Nikola Jokic, Joel Embiid and Stephen Curry.
– Players will sit on Twitter board, get free flights to Mars.
– LeBron James announces move to full-time film actor.
– Nets owner leaves voice message: “Call me! Please!”