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Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.

February 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
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Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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