Relationships and Dating

Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack

This is Gabrielle who I met in Paris. She walked away from our 3-month relationship after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack. She last thing she told me was, “You are an American nerd.” It was the sexiest accent I’d ever heard someone tell me that.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.