Gee, sis, did you have to sneak up on me like that?

“Gee, sis, you scared the heck out of me. Did you have to sneak up on me like that? Did you bring me a present? No? I had a stroke you know, and you didn’t even bring me some Starbucks? Gosh, sis, I have to say you are doing very well right now. Well, sure, I’m talking again and I would thank you for that but you also scared me half to death. I’m surprised my heart didn’t stop.”