Going round and round and turning upside down

If you are out partying tomorrow, keep in mind the Biden Administration’s somewhat parental-style legislative overreach (in my opinion) in the form of this new law which is effective New Year’s Eve Night 2023.

United State Code – Title 53 – Recreation and Entertainment

Subtitle 1 – Dancing

A. There will be no dancing on the ceiling. No matter what you are feeling.

B. This applies even if something is happening here and you are not quite clear what it is.

C. Please do not turn on the lights until a party actually begins.

D. Room temperature should be kept cool. Overly heated patrons is not good.

E. If your friends come from the neighborhood, they are not allowed to climb the walls or play with balls.

F. Do not lose control if the music is right. If somebody is hanging around, just let them be.

G. Restrict movements to going around and around and turning upside down.

H. Refrain from getting loose. Party-goers should hold back.

I. Getting down is allowed if feet are kept on the ground.

J. Hand clapping should be kept to 5DB (decibels) and below.