Hanes Men’s 10 Pack Crew Socks
Hanes Men’s 10-Pack Classics Cushion Crew Socks 6-12
-Mostly cotton
-Machine washable
-Athletic style crew
-Fits shoes sizes 6-12
-Reinforced heel and toe for extra durability
Yes, they are white socks. Every guy needs a big pile of the socks to get through the week. Have you ever delayed your laundry duties only to find out you have run out of a simple pair of white crew socks? Then this item is the next purchase you should make. Hang up the phone, let the dog out into the backyard and sit down right now and order this 10 pack of Hanes white crew socks.
Here is an added bonus: if you delay the laundry and run out of black socks, you can wear these white socks to work with your suit. It is true you may get some dirty looks from coworkers, but really, what do they know? These are the people that have made “Big Bang Theory” and “Two Broke Girls” monster TV hits. So their decision-making ability is questionable right there.
No, you go ahead and wear white socks with your suit. You can pull it off if you act confident and explain yourself without hesitation. Tell them that you are simply expressing yourself through your choice of clothing. You have a penchant for Stray Cats style rockabilly rock ‘n roll. All of the rockers of those days wore white socks with their skinny jeans and black shoes. You are simply moving that style to the workplace. Tell them that in the days to come they can expect you to wear a black leather jacket that has stitching on the back complete with 227 mini bulbs that light up at night and say “I’m a stray cat.”
By this time, you will have been referred to human resources to discuss your refusal to adhere to the work dress code. You are entering into the pantheon of rebels and real artists of this world. Many pretenders would adhere to the dress code and slink back to their desk. No, that’s not you. You were born as a rebel rocker and your white socks make that statement better than any other. Better than your nose ring. Better than your shaved head. Better than the tattoo on your neck that says “Stray Cat Strut.”
So when you contemplate purchasing this 10 pack of Hanes white crew socks, remember you’re not just purchasing a 79% cotton, machine washable, athletic sock that fits shoe sizes 6 to 12 and is reinforced at the toe and heel for extra durability. You are making a “rebel yell” that echo down the halls of your corporate jail. It will resonate with your coworkers as they cheer you on while you carry the stuff from your desk in a cardboard box out the door because you have been fired for not adhering to the company dress code.
No matter, finally you are free. Strut, you stray cat, strut.
