Hard in the Paint
Me: I’m going hard in the paint every day of the week.
Older Neighbor Lady: What do you mean “hard in the paint?”
Me: It refers to basketball. It means playing hard with everything you’ve got.
Neighbor: I never played basketball.
Me: It just means I work hard.
Neighbor: Why didn’t you say that?
Me: It’s also a Waka Flocka song.
Neighbor: I don’t know Flocky Wockey.
Me:
