Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and catches 20-inch bass

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and catches 20-inch bass.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.