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Honest Amish Beard Oil Review

Honest Amish Beard Oil Review

Honest Amish is beard oil for the growing number of men who desire to look like lumberjacks, loggers, mountain men, hipsters or are in a ZZ-Top tribute band.

But isn’t beard oil taking things a little too far? Do you really need to rub oil in your beard? How do you know which kind to use? 5W40? 10W30?

I mean, at least you don’t have to open up those cans anymore with a screwdriver by punching a hole in opposite sides of the lid. Most oil comes in easy-to-pour plastic bottles, which also coincidentally are made from oil.

In other words, there’s a lot of oil going on around here.

And if you listen to some people, our dependence on oil is the root of many of our problems including deforestation, reduced ozone layer and post-Philly Cheesesteak gases.

All I’m saying is use this product if you need to oil up the old beard, but act responsibly.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at jditzel@yahoo.com as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.