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Hot Things Hot

Wanda walked into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asked, “What is that?”

The store clerk responded, “It’s a thermos.”

“What does it do?”

The clerk said, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Wanda bought one and took it to work the next day.

Her boss asked, “What is that shiny object?”

“It’s a thermos.”

“What does it do?”

“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

“What do you have in there?”

“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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