How To Date A Supermodel From Paris

You've dated all the girls in your school and even the girl that serves hot dogs at the Friday hockey games. It is time for you to date a supermodel from Paris.

 

1. Your current looks are most likely not good enough for a supermodel. Make an appointment for full-body plastic surgery. 

 

2. You must learn French. Play language tapes while you sleep.

 

3. Travel to Paris.

 

4. Attend a fashion show and find a supermodel that you like. Approach her with this ice breaker: "Excusemoi, accepte-vous my body odor?"  She may respond violently.

 

5. Make a new appointment for full-body plastic surgery to repair the damage she has inflicted upon you.