How to get rich in America today

This is how you get rich in America today:

1. Tell the world you have an amazing product/process/investment that will change life on earth and make investors rich (Theranos/ Rivian/ FTX/ CryptoZoo, etc)

2. Pay celebrities to help get the word out and build credibility.

3. Pump up the idea on your own socials. Block any haters.

4. Rake in millions of billions of dollars.

5. Do nothing. When investors complain, say “things are being looked at” or “there is a lot going on behind the scenes.”

6. Post fake updates on Twitter and Reddit.

7. Don’t establish any standard business controls like accounting or even a bank account.

8. When the Feds arrest you, just say, “Hey, tech companies fail all the time. Bad accounting practices are not an indicator of fraud. Vision takes risk. amiright?!”

9. Secret away a few hundred million.

10. Get sentenced, go to a country-club “prison” for a few years, get out and grab your stash. Bingo.