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Icy proof the world is flat

If the world was round, hockey rink ice would be curved.

But it is flat like the earth.

If it was curved, the Zamboni would tip over into the stands, severely injuring the beer man.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.