If you don’t get to the semi-finals, it’s a $300 fine

Air BnB is getting out of hand. Booking fees, cleaning fees, processing fees and then I have to clean the place and other stuff including mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, washing the owner’s second car (don’t forget to detail the interior), driving his mother to doctor’s appointments, washing her car, repainting the house, picking up dry cleaning, tutor his kid, coach the other kid’s hockey team to at least a semi-final level in the playoffs, training the dog, hunting and killing a turkey for Thanksgiving and dressing up as Santa for the office Christmas party.